- Calvin, of Calvin and Hobbes fame, is now a lazy god-awful messy preteen. Could it be a product of child abuse or parental neglect? The answer just might lie within Calvin’s mold ridden bedroom and collection of used condoms.

- What happens when Dick Dastardly and sidekick Muttley finally catch the pigeon? The unpleasant answer happens to be a tasty recipe for disaster.

- Elma J. Fudd has become the laughing stock of the community. But as the owner of many firearms and a known hunter of “wabbits,” his unhinged agenda embraces no more laughter, no more mocking and no more feeling like a failure.

Author Matt Shaw brings his no-boundaries approach of writing to Saturday Morning Cartoons. If you are a fan of both Shaw and Toons like I am, you’re in for one heck of a lineup of short stories entitled F**k Your Childhood.

From Garfield’s tragic lasagna fatality to a cancer ridden Scooby-Doo, Shaw does what he does best and creates the ultimate form of twisted entertainment by utilizing his unique imagination. His deviant imagery is directed towards the likes of Daffy Duck, Marvin the Martian, Mystery Incorporated (Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy and the recently deceased Scooby) and let us not forget the illegitimate son of He-Man and She-Ra more commonly known as Wee-Man.

Love’em or hate’em, Matt Shaw is a prolific talented force to be reckon with. Distorted perspectives of emotional and physical realities are a few of the classic hallmarks of Shaw. His books are known to cause minor side effects like nausea, constipation, slight vomiting and sleeping during church.