
Derived from his Mother’s conditioning, a deranged man is obsessed with ass cleanliness. It’s the summer of 1987, and the shoppers of Star Bright Shopping Mall are in a panic. Among the trendy kiosks, an X-Acto knife wielding prowler awaits his next victim. Carrying childhood trauma, the masked ass slasher is on the loose. No leads and no motives, it’s up to the mall-security, local police and plain-clothes officers to capture the maniac. “Who will survive and what will be left of them?” Horrors Of The Shopping Mall Ass Slasher is R.J. Benetti’s most recent m-ass-terpiece. Deriving from a true story, Benetti dives into the main character’s obsession with sawed off big booties stapled to mannequins. Adding to the unsettling human suffering, these seemingly real-life events establishes a sense of unease for the reader. Cheeks and backdoor buns combined with creepy “slice and dice action” is what enhances the bloodthirsty rectal ring of violence within this full length novel. (cue Fat Bottom Girls) Spandex, leg-warmers, scrunchies and neon signs, Benetti successfully captures the essence of the 80’s in his own Troma type horror flick. His derrière desecration of candied yams are both otherworldly and unimaginable. Benetti’s writing style shines with repugnant allure, gory tension and mind-reeling energy. I honestly can not get enough of this author. Warning: crimes against Badonka-donks are committed within these pages. However, no badinky-dinks were harmed. (cue The Thong Song) 
Not since the movies Maniac and Pieces have there been an abundance of naked mannequins and childhood trauma resulting in chaotic carnage. Favorite quote, “Whoever is doing this is a predator. They come to the mall with a predit-card.” I want to leave the reader with one last piece of advice from this award nominated author, R.J. Benetti…turning the other cheek can be a horrible decision. A five star ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Horror Bookworm Recommendation. (cue Baby Got Back)
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