Sister Sarah DeRosa daydreams of scornful revenge against her disrespectful fellow clergymen. Be it by scripture or sermon, she takes matters into her own hands. Fast forward several years to St. Augustine of Hippo Monastery, where Mother Superior oversees a group of worshiping nuns. But not everyone is here for the right reasons, faith will be tested and some unholy prayers will finally be answered. Scissor Me Timbers by Phrique is Bloody AF, Violent AF and Gay AF! These words of wisdom taken from the beautiful cover are proof that this novel is a bit more than your typical romp through the Garden of Eden. This religious institute of tempest tunics is a testament to Phrique’s creative and unique impurities. Not only will you experience desecrated gore and painful salvation, but you will also have a first encounter of the dominatrix kind. Rosary beads, the Bible, leather restraints or ball gag…the reader is bound to own one of these to relate. (Just a little flesh for thought.) Leaving a trail of gore, author Phrique has brought extreme horror and graphic sex to a holy place of worship. This congregation of carnage brings with it an explosion of “big-dick-energy.” Guilt, uncertainty, shame and regret, all cause the ripples in this pond of penitence. Phrique leaves a ray of darkness among the daylight with an edgy “tongue-in-cheek” humor. Disturbing, creepy, twisted and tension filled…Scissor Me Timbers reads like a tortuous women’s prison exploitation film. I leave the reader with the following Nun joke. Mother Superior calls all the Nuns together and says to them…”I must tell you all something, we have a case of Gonorrhea in the Convent!” “Thank God,” says a Nun at the back of the room, “I’m so tired of Chardonnay!” 
I loved this gateway drug to Hell and can’t wait to see what’s up next for Phrique. A five star ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Horror Bookworm Recommendation.
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