Blood Plow & Other Yuletide Tales With Guts And Entrails by R.J. Benneti

- Daryll Panzram is a self-employed snow plower. However, Panzram Plowing is finding it difficult to pay the bills and buy Christmas presents for the family. Between extreme abuse from his supposed loved ones, life stresses and bullied by local citizens, Darryll “the loser,” is pushed to the edge of a snow covered insanity.

- Fritz Huber runs the local Nutcracker Shoppe. His puppet making skills of lever-mouthed dolls turns horrific as these inanimate puppet beasts clack in gorerific fashion. Allowing for a festive splintery testicle ripping good time.

- Autumn is definitely on the naughty list. From her creepy obsession to mall Santas to her Yuletide perversions. This Northern Virginian serial Santa diddler is determined to achieve her one and only perverted dream in life.

Yes, it’s that time a year. When Christmas stockings are hung near the chimney with care. Children are nestled all snug in their beds while visions of sugar-plums dance in their heads. And R.J. Benneti’s reminiscences of soot covered phalluses and the legendary Ron Jeremy Claus. It truly is the most wonderful time of the year.

Benneti has once again created an insane atmosphere of snow, slush, sleet and a big 1994 Kenworth T800 spiked dump truck with a wide menacing scooping shovel. Blood Plow & Other Yuletide Tales With Guts And Entrails is a collection of holiday horrors that only exists in the shattered R.J. universe. Beginning with the primary story called Blood Plow (which is pretty much a holiday Death Proof) to the monstrosity short story that is entitled Enter The Santaverse, it’s these maimed and mutilated gifts that keep giving all year long.

If I had to describe Benneti’s writing style it would be, Jeff Strand on steroids mixed with a dash of Brian Berry’s B-Movie genius. The wit and clever use of off-colored humor enshrouding his creative horror, comedy and social commentaries are always a joy to read. He knows how to make the reader feel uneasy with morbid scenes of over-the-top graphic and gory content, all the while keeping a light-hearted indulgence of absurdity.
Blood Plow is one heck of an experience of non-stop screaming metal on metal, and I don’t mean the Judas Priest kind. Its heartfelt expression of goodwill towards men and Season’s Bleedings is one that will not be soon forgotten. “God bless us, every one!” A Horror Bookworm Recommendation.
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A Horror Bookworm Recommendation

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